Limp Dick

This sweet girl just came into the office to hand deliver her resume. We are not hiring but she is basically canvasing the building, introducing herself and scoping out opportunities for work. She was wearing a conservative blouse and skirt and tasteful makeup. She was articulate in describing her work experience and explaining what she is looking for. I really felt for her because I know times are tough and being unemployed can be pretty shitty. I took her resume and told her I'd definitely pass it on if I heard someone is hiring. I admire the effort it takes to basically door to door sell yourself. That shows some ambition, I think.

As she was leaving I extended my hand to introduce myself. Her handshake was limp dick all the way. As I turned to walk back into my office I really wanted to say something. She did everything right except that.

Am I just a bitch or do you find it icky too when someone gives you a weak shake?