25 Bits

I usually hate following the masses in their spastic trend consumption but my favorite topic is me so I'm doing the 25 random bits thing. Fascinating. Ha.

1. Almost once a day someone comments on my height. It goes something like this. Them, "Wow you're tall!" Me, "Yeah... I used to play in the WNBA." Them, "Ohmigod! Really?!?!" Me, "No." Idiot.

2. In fifth grade my best friend/arch enemy de-pantsed me in front of the boys soccer team. I was wearing Wednesday day of the week underwear. It was Friday. I cried.

3. I haven't gone a day without chapstick since I was pre-pube.

4. I eat french fries at least once a week.

5. I think I may be too forgiving. But I like this about me.

6. I didn't learn to swim until I was almost 8.

7. I think life just keeps getting better and better.

8. After writing number 7 I am compelled to knock wood.

9. I think the Parent Gods seriously shined on me when they gave me Mick and Carla.

10. I hate most pop music but I still turn the shit up when I hear Britney. This fills me with shame.

11. When I dance at a concert I sometimes get so wrapped up in it I close my eyes. I'm sure I look like a fool but it just feels so good.

12. Although I reject social conventions like marriage, I am still way girly in my relationship. I adore making a delicious dinner for my man and watching the smile spread across his face when he takes that first bite.

13. I am superstitous.

14. I could have sex every day and be a very happy girl.

15. The only reason I ever want to make money is to travel and see the world.

16. Sometimes commercials make me cry.

17. I grew up camping and I still love that shit. There is a quiet in nature that can't be found in cities.

18. I want to live to be a hundred. But only if Kelly lives to be one hundred and twenty.

19. I grew up in a house without cable until I was 17 so I'm kind of a pop culture retard for anything pre-1998.

20. I still keep in regular touch with my bestest friends from AZ.

21. I think music makes most moments more meaningful.

22. Some mornings I wake up smiling.

23. I have come to accept that if I'm reading a book and I'm not enjoying it, it is okay to abandon it halfway through.

24. I want to become a better person every day.

25. I didn't have my first real kiss until I was 18.

Comments

  1. Love, love, love it. Okay and please tell me your first "real" kiss wasn't with Aaron Western because for some reason he's who comes to mind...that and a few other guys that I will leave nameless.

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  2. ok...who de-pantsed you in 5th grade!?

    Kelley Chavez Birk

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